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Nov 08
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I’ve got wheels/and you wanna go for a ride

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Nov 03
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meghanagain:


anthonyking:

Ari Scott took amazing pictures of KILLGORE.

FW: ATTN: howsyrface.



Oh HOORAY! thank you.  I wish i had seen this, now.  Next year I guess.

meghanagain:

anthonyking:

Ari Scott took amazing pictures of KILLGORE.

FW: ATTN: howsyrface.

Oh HOORAY! thank you. I wish i had seen this, now. Next year I guess.
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Nov 02
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okay, and another. This one reminds me of a Francis Bacon painting.  If there were a screaming baboon in it.

okay, and another. This one reminds me of a Francis Bacon painting. If there were a screaming baboon in it.

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Bonus Bizarre Randy Johnson Photo.

Bonus Bizarre Randy Johnson Photo.

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Who's interested in a totally bizarre photograph of Randy Johnson?

I will see your Nolan Ryan and raise you one Big Unit.

(this isn’t even my favorite bizarre Big Unit photo; couldn’t find it)

Also, the person who put this poll together is racist against orange and is therefore not to be trusted.

Also, please do not forward photographs of any of these Unis to FIT students or this is what Brooklyn will look like next year.

pterodactyls:

Because HERE IT IS.

This is the photo used to represent the Houston Astros in UniWatch’s Worst Uniform Ever poll, a contest I will be watching verrrrrrrry closely.

My favorites (“favorites”) for each category are:

I’m rooting for the Caribous of Colorado (fringe!!!) to take it all. What’s your least favorite jersey?

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Nov 01
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Steve Keene painting rescued from the trash yesterday. Love the colors on it

Steve Keene painting rescued from the trash yesterday. Love the colors on it

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Oct 24
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Oct 23
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Man, FakeAPStylebook should be way more funny than it is, amiright? Slow down, kids.

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Oct 22
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Man I wish I read this before jimmying this thing open

Man I wish I read this before jimmying this thing open

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Oct 20
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I was ready to jump off the balcony of my office,” (Randy) Phillips says. “We went and met with Michael, and Kenny (Ortega) said, ‘Michael, you’ve got to stop. We’ve got an incredible show; we don’t need any more vignettes.’ Michael said, ‘But Kenny, God channels this through me at night. I can’t sleep because I’m so supercharged.’ Kenny said, ‘But Michael, we have to finish. Can’t God take a vacation?’ Without missing a beat, Michael said, ‘You don’t understand — if I’m not there to receive these ideas, God might give them to Prince.’
— From the Entertainment Weekly cover story about the documentary about Michael Jackson’s preparation for his come-back shows immediately before his death in July. I think this quote says a lot about the man as an artist. I do find myself wondering — if this is true, how many of Prince’s great moments were intended by God for Michael Jackson? (via perpetua)

Howsyrfacepartofyrhead adds:

You guys are TOTALLY reading this wrong. The Prince referred to in this passage is not “The Artist”, but MJ’s very own son, Prince Michael Jackson. Yes, MJ believed that God was conspiring with his son to dethrone him. SAD.

It was a bit unusual in the beginning taking instructions from Prince,” said the King of Pop’s former personal chef, Doug Jones. “But once I understood the process, he was like a go-between [between] Mr. Jackson and myself.”

Jones said it was Prince who frequently gave the orders — not his reclusive father.

“Prince was usually the only one that would convey to me certain instructions when Mr. Jackson wanted to eat upstairs,” he said. “I looked at him as a young man in a kid’s body.”

Jones said the preteen was “very mature for his age.”

Clearly something sinister was going on!
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karinalongworth:

I’m feeling nostalgic for my pre-teen assumptions re: what a social life would look, sound, feel like.

Hahah, yes. Who knew growing up in the suburbs that this was just as much a fantasy as say, 90210?
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I’ve been a fan of the Red Sox all of my life, but there have been times where I have to just cringe in shame when thinking of the idiotic behavior Boston Fans. But you, know, I have to hand it to them - they are real students of the game and sticklers for accuracy. Just look at this new statue of  Head Ted Williams erected in front of Fenway park. Now that’s respect!

I’ve been a fan of the Red Sox all of my life, but there have been times where I have to just cringe in shame when thinking of the idiotic behavior Boston Fans. But you, know, I have to hand it to them - they are real students of the game and sticklers for accuracy. Just look at this new statue of Head Ted Williams erected in front of Fenway park. Now that’s respect!

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Oct 19
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If you were an (alleged) insider trader with $4m to blow, what song by what artist would you have them perform over and over again?

pterodactyls:

howsyrface:

From Dealbreaker, about Galleon founder/rap impressario Raj Rajaratnam:

“Raj paid $4 million to have Kenny Rogers come to a birthday party at his house and sing his favorite song, ‘The Gambler,’ over and over again. Kenny refused to go on after a dozen times.”
I’m not sure I believe this, but it is too awesome not to post. Please answer creatively. Ideally, your selection should both highly irritate your guests and humiliate the artist involve.
Pterodactyls answered:
I want Hank Williams Jr to perform all variations of the Monday Night Football theme with every team combination. 32 factorial, right?

So i had to look up the math to figure out what the number of combinations would be (it is not actually 32 factorial, but that is part of the formula. But to boil it down, if Hank Williams did a full version of the song for each combination, he would be singing for roughly 23 hours straight. Thanks for making me look at Math pages in Wikipedia and thus, feeling like a MORON.

Fantastic answer, though!

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If you were an (alleged) insider trader with $4m to blow, what song by what artist would you have them perform over and over again?

From Dealbreaker, about Galleon founder/rap impressario Raj Rajaratnam:

“Raj paid $4 million to have Kenny Rogers come to a birthday party at his house and sing his favorite song, ‘The Gambler,’ over and over again. Kenny refused to go on after a dozen times.”
I’m not sure I believe this, but it is too awesome not to post. Please answer creatively. Ideally, your selection should both highly irritate your guests and humiliate the artist involve.
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