May 2009
29 posts
April 2009
30 posts
1 tag
you guys, clifford is an animated gif
Dirty Projectors - Useful Chamber
Totally...
Unimpressed
The only way that the “hipster grifter” would be at all interesting and not just another tattoo’d trainwreck is if she is in fact literarlly capable of giving one “a hand job with her mouth”. That is to say, her anatomy is such that, like an Alien (Giger-style) or a goblin shark she was able to extrude another appendage from her mouth, but unlike those fearsome...
Pavement - No Tan Lines...
popped my Jason Statham cherry last night
It is a testament to the power of the Netflix recommendation algorithm that it predicted I would give Crank: High Voltage 4.5 stars, because the only Statham movie I had ranked was Snatch(one star) and I really don’t have a strong genre rental history. To give you an idea, here are some movies in my queue that I haven’t watched that Netflix predicts a similar ranking from me: Persona,...
We’ve all enjoyed being seen riding in stretch Hummer, Escalade, etc. limousines, but do they make Hummer, Escalade, etc. hearses? This is important. I want my funeral to be classy.
Stop snitching, Picasso
(beautifully written excerpt about Picasso and Appollinaire’s connection with the theft of the Mona Lisa from the Louvre)
Boo jury duty in Jamaica. Yay street vendor with ziploc baggies of mango slices salt/lemon juice/hot sauce.
Today's Deep Thought
dyfl:
I hope the man and woman whose photos are used in the Classmates.com ads (we’ll call them Nerdy Haircut Girl and Anonymous Blond Jock) are dead. Because if they’re not, I’m sure they’re pretty tired of that shit.
Maybe in addition to having organ donation being an option to check off on your driver’s license, allowing the posthumous use of your likeness in advertisements for things...
"I am not inviting you to Brazil"
It says something about my workplace that everyone assumes I jetted off to an island this weekend to get this sunburn.
Also, my coworkers did not find the prospect of me shaving my beard off to see what the contrast would look like at all amusing.
woah
Indeed, all three of Hitler’s prized leather whips were presents from high society ladies.
Wow, European gift-giving protocol is so complex. An ipod is a gauche gift, but a whip is ok? Maybe the Obamas should have given the Queen a monogrammed ballgag or something.
[ETA more from the linked article]
Hitler was constantly giving presents: vases, tea sets, sweets, lamps, books, cigars, his...
Watchperpetua:
I think I could watch Josh Groban sing “Cops and Robbers” all day.
When are they going to have a Rock Band expansion pack for Casey and his Brother? Or Banggang Pusswhip? I would pay good money for that.
Monopoly Killer: Perfect German Board Game... →
dyfl:
So, uh, game night, anyone?
While I do not own a copy of this game, I have played it many, many times over holidays ever since my brother introduced it to our family rituals. It is known in our dialect as “sheep” and there are dozens of other related, arcane expressions of anger and frustration that are included in the lexicon. So I would probably own you.
Chris, there is...
gifparty:
this one really disturbs me for some reason.
If I were a curator at the American Museum of Folk Art, i would totally organize an exhibition of gifs, YTMNDs, etc. They’re the new like silhouettes or something.
