How's Your Face?

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…Santa’s headless corpse. Which I of course also wanted my picture taken with. Please note I was not personally responsible for the dismemberment of St. Nick; I can only assume that he was the victim of a long-standing grudge war between rival decorating houses, and his face was left as a gruesome display and a warning that your 8 foot tall nutcrackers could be next. It’s an Italian neighborhood, just sayin’. GPOYW. Thanks to Matthew for the cell phone photos. It seems churlish to wish I had a high-quality version for 20x30 reproduction of me with Santa’s corpse, but, such is the life.

…Santa’s headless corpse. Which I of course also wanted my picture taken with. Please note I was not personally responsible for the dismemberment of St. Nick; I can only assume that he was the victim of a long-standing grudge war between rival decorating houses, and his face was left as a gruesome display and a warning that your 8 foot tall nutcrackers could be next. It’s an Italian neighborhood, just sayin’.
GPOYW. Thanks to Matthew for the cell phone photos. It seems churlish to wish I had a high-quality version for 20x30 reproduction of me with Santa’s corpse, but, such is the life.


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