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I’ve got wheels/and you wanna go for a ride

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:37:35 -0500

~~I’ve got wheels/and you wanna go for a ride~~

meghanagain: anthonyking: Ari Scott took amazing pictures of...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:49:34 -0500

meghanagain:

anthonyking:

Ari Scott took amazing pictures of KILLGORE.

FW: ATTN: howsyrface.

Oh HOORAY! thank you. I wish i had seen this, now. Next year I guess.

okay, and another. This one reminds me of a Francis Bacon...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:52:00 -0500

okay, and another. This one reminds me of a Francis Bacon painting. If there were a screaming baboon in it.

Bonus Bizarre Randy Johnson Photo.

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:50:54 -0500

Bonus Bizarre Randy Johnson Photo.

Who's interested in a totally bizarre photograph of Randy Johnson?

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:48:34 -0500

I will see your Nolan Ryan and raise you one Big Unit. (this isn’t even my favorite bizarre...

Steve Keene painting rescued from the trash yesterday. Love the...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 13:05:00 -0500

Steve Keene painting rescued from the trash yesterday. Love the colors on it

Freakonomics has always been dumb (Gawker)

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:16:38 -0400

Freakonomics has always been dumb (Gawker): Good. I’m sort of glad these manufacturers of...

Man, FakeAPStylebook should be way more funny than it is, amiright? Slow down, kids.

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:27:48 -0400

Man, FakeAPStylebook should be way more funny than it is, amiright? Slow down, kids.

Via Deadspin: The greatest Halloween costume ever. Related: My...

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:24:36 -0400

Via Deadspin: The greatest Halloween costume ever.

Man I wish I read this before jimmying this thing open

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 10:26:00 -0400

Man I wish I read this before jimmying this thing open

"I was ready to jump off the balcony of my office,” (Randy) Phillips says. “We went and met with..."

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:26:00 -0400

““I was ready to jump off the balcony of my office,” (Randy) Phillips says. “We went and met...

karinalongworth: I’m feeling nostalgic for my pre-teen...

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:44:34 -0400

karinalongworth:

I’m feeling nostalgic for my pre-teen assumptions re: what a social life would look, sound, feel like.

Hahah, yes. Who knew growing up in the suburbs that this was just as much a fantasy as say, 90210?

I’ve been a fan of the Red Sox all of my life, but there...

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 10:18:58 -0400

I’ve been a fan of the Red Sox all of my life, but there have been times where I have to just cringe in shame when thinking of the idiotic behavior Boston Fans. But you, know, I have to hand it to them - they are real students of the game and sticklers for accuracy. Just look at this new statue of ~~Head~~ Ted Williams erected in front of Fenway park. Now that’s respect!

If you were an (alleged) insider trader with $4m to blow, what song by what artist would you have them perform over and over again?

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:15:26 -0400

pterodactyls: howsyrface: From Dealbreaker, about Galleon founder/rap impressario Raj...

If you were an (alleged) insider trader with $4m to blow, what song by what artist would you have them perform over and over again?

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:41:00 -0400

From Dealbreaker, about Galleon founder/rap impressario Raj Rajaratnam: “Raj paid $4 million to...

Banks are Idiots

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 13:24:33 -0400

So, hey, just got a letter from Citibank saying that they’ve decided to change my credit card...

Yes, so the good ship Galleon, the hedge fund firm whose...

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0400

Yes, so the good ship Galleon, the hedge fund firm whose founder/portfolio manager Raj Rajaratnam was busted for insider trading this week, paid for this “rap” about their firm at some point in the past, and it is exactly as awesome as you would think it is. (via Dealbreaker, via NYPost

Sample Lyrics

We trade stocks and we do it well/
our first trade was 100,000 warrants of Intel/
That was when we had 300 million/
but now - we manage 5 billion!/
at first I thought he was joking/
but that changed when the stock market opened/
because these guys knew all the terminology/
buying healthcare and blocks of technology/
Cisco and Sun, boy would they pound’em/
buying on fundamentals and then trade around ‘em/

Helpful tip: Financial products sales people do not really...

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:47:08 -0400

Helpful tip: Financial products sales people do not really “get it” when you advise them to take sales tips from Mystery (the “Pick-up Artist”, pictured). You kind of get confusion and vague hostility in return.

GPOYW

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:31:59 -0400

GPOYW

perpetua: Michael Jackson scarecrow in Long Island City, photo...

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 13:36:46 -0400

perpetua:

Michael Jackson scarecrow in Long Island City, photo by Todd. Here’s another shot. Please note the presence of “Ben.”

reblogging just cuz it’s mine and MP got to it before i had a change to